fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

danslegsareonfire:

maccasmiz:

the-infallible-empress:

molto-bene-sherlock:

Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…

The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.

AND THEN THERE’S HARRY

WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE

best post ever

buttmanreturns:

tacticalfury:

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

irony man

(Source: asgardian-poledance)

h-e-l-i-u-m3:

museymoaning:

souffleguy:

museturbation:

zanelowe:

theywillnotforceus:

nowhereaddie:

zanelowe:

do u think barack obama listens to muse

SUPERMASSIVE BARACK OOOOOOOO

Barackout

Space Democratic

Map Of The Obamatique

Plug in Barak

Hate This and I’ll Drone You

Barack Syndrome 

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And I would walk 500 miles…  | David Tennant & DW Company (x)

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#you all have to agree that this scene will always be a badass scene

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awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

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(Source: plasmatics-life)

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
2flowerpower:

AT ALL

2flowerpower:

AT ALL

1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.

things to remember, -n.m.  (via lipstick-bullet)

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